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Vampires learned it from the Fey. (ttrpg.network)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

A cannon seems redundant as most vampire lore allows them to fly or transform into something enabling flight. Maybe a cannon is for rapid deployment of vampires? The question then is how do you prevent immolation during firing?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Encase the vampire in a sabot first.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

They wear daredevil suits to reduce air resistance

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The question then is how do you prevent immolation during firing?

Why bother? Vampires can only die in specific ways, and I'm pretty sure I've never seen "getting shot out of a cannon" on that list

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Fire often is, which is a possible side effect of gunpowder

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Has anyone tried?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'll get back to you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Today on Mythbusters...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

We're going to try the myth that if a vampire is fired out of a cannon, using his coffin as a sabot, into a picket fence.... will the resultant impaling be enough to render the undead dead dead.