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[-] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago

I think this person will find that they are very much a citizen of the United States of America.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

I still think we should just take them at their word and deport them.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Have them go through customs every time they leave their property to get groceries. Get yourself a conscientious officer who makes sure he doesn't have enough hours in a day to fetch something he forgot on his first run. Btw, tough luck with your utilities, I assume it's quite a lot of paperwork for international piping and electrical connections, especially if your utilities company is motivated not losing 100$ a month.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Hey Somalia's been doing better lately. Maybe Yemen?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Real "Virgin Sovereign Citizen" / "Chad Houthi Rebel" moment coming up.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

That doesn’t solve the problem if they get in trouble somewhere else. Also they’d be bothering future Americans wherever we send them

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Not if we deport them to, say, the moon.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

That’s still America. Source: 🇱🇷 was there first

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Oh yeah, the old star and stripes.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Only thing worse than citizenship is statelessness.

You think the government is fucking you over now? Wait till you're denied legal residency practically anywhere on earth and your very existence is considered a criminal trespass.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Stay in airport limbo forever

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

And you're not even Tom Hanks.

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