this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2024
768 points (93.2% liked)

Programmer Humor

31784 readers
93 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think I saw online that Windows was written in C++

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

C++, but a very ugly and oldschool dialect of it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

Yes, you already said C++, no need to repeat yourself :P

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Well... I love C, just the semplicity of the syntax and low level aspect of it makes it the only language you need. F*ck high level languages

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

C is simple in the same way that a circular saw with no safety features is simple. I like having fingers better.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

low level aspect of it makes it the only language you need

about that https://queue.acm.org/detail.cfm?id=3212479

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago