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I wish I could tell every single one this. But they are too dumb to get it.
yup. had someone in another thread, today, say that covid was the same thing as the flu and wearing 'pantyliners' on our faces was because we were scared.
1.2 million dead americans, 1500+ dead every week for 3 years on average.... the only thing I'm scared of is letting morons like that make decisions that impact the rest of society. If only they realized they don't live in bubbles and cooperating is mutually beneficial, but that would take a modicum of grey matter that they apparently cannot muster.