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[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hate Nutella, taste like greasy watered down cheap chocolate.

[–] viking@infosec.pub 3 points 1 year ago

The EU version differs from the US version, and even the EU recipe was tampered with and now contains way fewer hazelnuts. The pre-2000 generation was peak nutella. No idea what letter you associate with those folks, I'm way out of the loop.