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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Spaghetti sucks, no matter who makes it. it's like adult baby food, but worse than actual baby food.

Follow up: burritos suck too

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I can vibe with you on spaghetti - I dig it but you're probably not as wrong as you think.

Burritos however... my brother or sister in Christ, you pick what goes in them. If they suck you need to up your ingredient game. Simple as.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Their only experience with burritos is chipotle and taco bell.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I disagree with your opinion but I will fight to the death to defend your right to express it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I hate the way it smells.