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Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form
Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.
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Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least
Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort
Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.
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Spaghetti sucks, no matter who makes it. it's like adult baby food, but worse than actual baby food.
Follow up: burritos suck too
I can vibe with you on spaghetti - I dig it but you're probably not as wrong as you think.
Burritos however... my brother or sister in Christ, you pick what goes in them. If they suck you need to up your ingredient game. Simple as.
Their only experience with burritos is chipotle and taco bell.
Indeed.
I disagree with your opinion but I will fight to the death to defend your right to express it
I hate the way it smells.