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Every goddamn time (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by sjmarf to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (3 children)

vim

How do I get out?!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

-Esc twice

-:wq

-:q!

-kill the process

-fuck it pull the plug

-put a bomb in the power station that powers your house

-have a cosmic ray randomly bitflip vim's internal logic making it quit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

-Good ol' C-x M-c M-butterfly

[–] WindowsEnjoyer 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

journalctl

I'm in!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Our most formidable defense is aliasing ls into vim! No one is getting out of that!