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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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My wife does this all the time, and if I don't check before I spritz I get an unexpected ball splash.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

There is no valid reason for the toilet seat to ever be up when you enter the bathroom.

You close the lid before you flush, that's why it exists.

edit: added "valid"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But I like seeing my turds circle the drain

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't like it, but watching the flush can save a whole lot of pain. Clogs suck.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Flushing isn't exactly silent, though? The toilet getting clogged should make a very noticeably different sound.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

This might be different in mostly wooden homes like in the US, but here with stone homes the majority of the noise of flushing comes from the actual water rushing into the bowl plus the tank beginning to refill. The actual drainage causes virtually no noise.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Laziness is a reason

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

But after flushing I still need to check if I need to use the toilet brush

[–] [email protected] -5 points 8 months ago

Lol that's not why a lid exists but gj on being confidently incorrect.