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Scientists Create First Hummus Platter That Comes With Enough Pita Bread (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think the idea is that you need to mind your business

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

lol, I’m not judging. It’s just a thought I had when I kept running out of pita and simultaneously gaining weight.