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Scientists Create First Hummus Platter That Comes With Enough Pita Bread (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I think the idea might be that you’re spose to use the pita as a vehicle for the hummus, not use the hummus as an excuse for the pita.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think the idea is that you need to mind your business

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

lol, I’m not judging. It’s just a thought I had when I kept running out of pita and simultaneously gaining weight.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

It's blended beans, people treat it like caviar even though the bread is the expensive part. You should be loading your bread up to capacity

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It’s not just beans. Good hummus should also have a solid amount of good olive oil, tahini, and fresh garlic and lemon. Pita is flour, yeast, and water which are like the cheapest ingredients.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 9 months ago

I'm aware, I'm just saying that if you make $5 worth of hummus you are going to be spending about the same amount (if not more) on pita. Compared to, e.g. a baked brie, where you need $3 worth of dipping instruments to consume $10-15 worth of dip

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

As a former broke person, I have a habit of doing this with all dips. Dips, fancy cheese, creams, etc often felt like caviar