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[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

me: [petting my dog] hey buddy you've got two wishes

dog: I wanna go to the lake!

me: but that's what we do every after- no, wait!

genie: granted!

me at lake 45 mins ahead of schedule: buddy, you got to make this count. think about it fir-

dog: I want my other master here

wife: [appears] huh? wtf, I was just finishing up and going to head to you guys, why are we at the lake early?