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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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cross-posted from: https://jorts.horse/users/fathermcgruder/statuses/111734226439984153

Elder waitresses should be called something else, like waitrons or waitriarchs.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's a wailder. OP was thinking of a waitress that works with locks.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That's a waitcracker. OP was thinking of a waitress who just walks into a house of bears, eats their food and falls asleep.