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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Summon lobsters at will.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The size of pea

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Rise my tiny loblets!

[–] thelsim 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

But they can summon you as well

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When's the downside coming?

[–] thelsim 2 points 2 years ago

From the bottom of the sea :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Me: "What the hell am I doing at Publix?"

Lobsters: "Liberate us!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

The lobster are horse sized and crave human flesh.