this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2024
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I mean, really, how could anyone think that the abilities to eat and to see are in any way related to human health?
I can see their point if instead of being fleshy humans, we are androids without mouths and cameras instead of eyes.
Then they can collect all the premiums and not have to pay out! Brilliant business strategy. Time to start converting people into robots.
I hope I'm part of a pneumatic delivery system! Like human centipede, but bidirectional.
A switch shitter?
Sure but what do you do when your oens gets scratched?