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IDF Soldier Recounts Harrowing, Heroic War Story Of Killing 8-Month-Old Child (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The Onion's changed ever since they got bought out by the Sun God, Apollo.

[–] can 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

???

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Apollo's godly domains include prophecy