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This is a law-respecting tavern. (startrek.website)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Meanwhile, "Let's see... anthropomorphic mosquito... Let me see that ID. You're 2 hours old? That checks out, here's your bourbon.

[–] Scubus 29 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Tbh when your life is that short, you can't really see the consequences of your actions, so you might as well get wasted 24/7

[–] alignedchaos 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When your life is that short, you don’t perceive “short” the way humans do anyway

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Mass effect did that pretty well with the frog species.

Their avg lifespan is only like 35 years and as a result they move and talk much faster than other species. But they're still aware of the overall shortness of their lives compared to other species.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Due to the tragically short life span of the average fruit fly,
College is not really an option.
Caps and gowns don't come in that size anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Fruit flies do love their booze though. The best trap for them is baited with wine

[–] mindbleach 4 points 11 months ago

Well, 24/3.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

It takes five days for them to go from a larva to a pupa. They're definitely not an adult, and they couldn't be confused for one.