this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
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"I'm a doctor, not a tactical officer."
Where are we? - I'm a Doctor not a Science Officer
Why are flying into that star? - I'm a Doctor not a Helmsman
Why do we keep hailing for pizza? - I'm a Doctor not a Communications Officer
Why are we firing phasers and photon torpedos? - I'm a Doctor not a Tactical Officer
EVERYONE - Why do you keep asking these question? - I'm a Doctor not a Captain!