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Came prepared with the receipts (startrek.website)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/funny

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[–] [email protected] 171 points 7 months ago (23 children)

Yesterday I was playing CoD and a guy had his microphone on while his girlfriend was breaking up with him and he didn’t even stop playing.

[–] [email protected] 139 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I had a friend that would play stuff like that over his mic. Load up a juicy YouTube video with lots of drama and let everyone in the lobby think it was real. Especially if he went AFK.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I’ll take some solace in the fact it may have been fake. It would be pretty depressing to not even stop gaming when your gf is upset like that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Depressing for whom?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

For the species.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Might help the species if that dude doesn’t reproduce.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Only if true, as we were discussing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Meh, you don’t know the whole story.

Maybe it was for the best and why stop gaming if you can’t or don’t want to change the outcome?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Ex*

If she already broke up with you, why stop playing to listen to your ex rant at you?

If she didn't immediately break up with him and only did it because he didn't stop playing, that's different.

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