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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has second thoughts about marriage (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 142 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Chinese media: everything is perfect in an uncanny valley sort of way

Mexican media: drugs, Jesus, boobs, or cartels

French media: like a student film with a budget

Indian media: this guy just punched a car so hard it turned into a transformer, then he turned into a transformer, then they fought and now everyone's dancing

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Sauce? I'd like to know more about these transformers. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Enthiran

But I can highly recommend RRR instead

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

I swear to god I was just making shit up. I actually described a real movie?! That's hilarious!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Bollywood

[–] admin 5 points 7 months ago

Mexican media: drugs, Jesus, boobs, or cartels

Also cooking shows and kitchen stuff.