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No. My wife can and she's done some of it a while ago but the diabetes and other health issues have more or less distracted her ability to help on that end.
I can teach people how to learn to use GNU/Linux, GPG purely out the terminal, Monero, PW management for high level security that even AI can't crack if you play it strong enough.
I can't find anyone interested in it let alone pay for any services. Hell I even bought a bunch of old towers off Craigslist a couple years ago and offer a Free comp set to anyone getting far enough to learn GPG and notas single one has gotten close enough to actually have a lesson let alone learn gorramn thing.
I'm talking dope on the darknet safer than any dealers you'll have to casino the safety of dealing with and the amazing greatness of being able to discard the notion of handling anything like that. Not to mention how cheap it is and the availability of shit you've heard of everything about but the availability of.
Whatever. My offer on the "Free" desktop is not that it has no cost for anyone accepting it but Free as in Freedom. ALA Richard Stallman. This exchange is on the table that I may, in return, learn how to teach people the necessary skills that must be executed en masse to save life on this world. And now, such in a very short time we must do this or else everyone dies. Decade tops I call.