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Microblog Memes

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Ok most of these sure, but you absolutely can microwave Chihuahua meat. It isn't the best way to prepare it but of course the microwave rarely is, Roasted Chihuahua meat would be much better.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

fallout 4 vibes

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Best is sous vide.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Their original purpose actually

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Of course you don't cook dog in the microwave, silly, you use it to dry it!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I feel like I shouldn't have watched that. I'm afraid that I have lost some brain cells.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But you have gained so much internet culture! You'll now be able to understand one more meme. Think of the opportunities, man!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Given that the brain is essentially a zero sum system, I wonder exactly what I lost by inputting that data.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm not entirely sure brain is zero sum. Especially in the case of consuming data from the Internet

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

The real question is would you know if it was? If you forgot it, is there a way for you to know that you forgot it? Look at Alzheimer's patients...

Maybe it is maybe it isn't. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] get_off_the_phone 1 points 11 months ago

I bet you now smell great, like Mother's crazy sister Kate.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

It's not that it's wrong. There's just so much more that should be said beyond the technically correct answer...