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[–] JamesStallion -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This might shock you, considering the co pletely unrelated nature of this thread, but anime is kind of popular. Ever heard of Taylor Swift?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Heard the name. Apparently she flies around in a private jet a lot. Seems to irritate the Internet. Couldn't tell you the name of any of her songs though. What does this have to do with you only watching creepy anime and then feigning shock when that's clearly what you are looking for? How does it relate to my choosing shows and movies that aren't piles of half dressed children? You protest too much. It seems disingenuous to me.

[–] JamesStallion 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

lol, to quote your reference properly "methinks the weebs doth protest too much"