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Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Not just any swimming, but some amateur or extracurricular school event!

[–] [email protected] 83 points 11 months ago (2 children)

TERFs when I win a game of Battleship:

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

😂🤣😂

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Everyone knows transitioning makes you clairvoyant, you damn cheat!

[–] [email protected] -5 points 11 months ago

The ones that earn you grants and scholarships? The ones that can get you admission to good schools? Those ones that can help break a cycle of poverty that existed in your family for generations? Those meaningless old things!