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Does this imply that being bi/pan, I only get partial superpowers!? Like a thin-blood in Vampire the Masquerade haha
Hey, atleast you get 10% more damage against people.
And 3 more manna. Because everyone needs manna. And if you collect enough orbs, maybe even an extra life!
More.... or less?
I think it makes you a daywalker.
Actually I think if you are bi/pan, you get extra extra superpowers, with a large fries and coke also. I like the idea of being pansexual, I often describe myself as "omnisexual," which is sort of the same thing - I don't want to live in just one box all my life. My sexual needs or wants can be different from one day to the next - I just like to think of all it as human sexuality, and all of it as powerful and potentially good.
I knew this would eventually work out! Free fries, life is good. Jokes aside, totally agree. Each day is a new adventure
But don't you know that large fries and coke are extremely unhealthy? I cannot trust anything you say.
Well I meant - umm, some sort of healthy version of fries and coke. Whatever that looks like. OK I admit I made that part up. But not the part about the superpower of wearing women's underwear.
Being bi/pan would mean you have two life and both are successful. You're kinda like Batman!
That would take a superpower to pull off. Two identities (and I believe we have more than that in us) is a feat to be able to pull off.