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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't know what animals you've had, but my cat cleans herself (including paws) pretty much right after leaving the litter box, and continues to clean herself all throughout the day.

Wait until I'll tell you what human children do with their hands before proceeding to put them all over the place.

I bet your place looks like a Dexter kill room.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sorry what was that I didn't hear you over the sound of THE PARASITE LIVING IN YOUR BRAIN THAT YOU GOT FROM YOUR CAT WALKING IN SHIT AND THEN WALKING ALL OVER YOUR FOOD.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

That's the toxoplasmosis speaking