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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The thought of having an animal that stands in it's own shit, who then also walks on kitchen counters and beds and sofas, is disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't know what animals you've had, but my cat cleans herself (including paws) pretty much right after leaving the litter box, and continues to clean herself all throughout the day.

Wait until I'll tell you what human children do with their hands before proceeding to put them all over the place.

I bet your place looks like a Dexter kill room.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sorry what was that I didn't hear you over the sound of THE PARASITE LIVING IN YOUR BRAIN THAT YOU GOT FROM YOUR CAT WALKING IN SHIT AND THEN WALKING ALL OVER YOUR FOOD.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

That's the toxoplasmosis speaking

[–] Patches 2 points 8 months ago

You'll never win, and you'll never convince these people that their house smells like cat piss. Yes even if they clean it two times per day. No matter how often they clean the litter boxes - everyone who isn't a cat owner can smell it.