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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Depends on where the sexual organs are ..... which leads to the question .... if the Enterprise had sexual organs, where would they be?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean... The Enterprise is always doing questionable things with that deflector dish.

My head cannon says the Enterprise explored a wormhole to the Farscape universe, did a reverse gravaton beam on Moya, then immediately went back through the wormhole... And that's how Moya got pregnant.

Would also explain why all starships in the federation, after that point, were female (no dangly deflector)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So in the pants image ....

Picture one shows the Enterprise proudly flashing everyone without shame

And picture two is more discrete

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

In the episode where the baby alien is nursing off the enterprise (or was that Voyager?) which part of the ship was it suckling? That part is the boobies.

Edit: The boobies are near the impulse engines.

Boobies

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I guarantee there's some fanfic written in the past 60 years that could answer this question for us.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

First off: Thanks, I hate it. Now that's possibly in my head forever.

Secondly, you're probably right.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

fully functional

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

First Officer's quarters.