this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (5 children)

What about other things besides shit?

[–] Sabre363 22 points 1 year ago

Eagles per gun

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

If it's big, I've seen them use refrigerators, washing machines and football fields as units of measure.

Anything to avoid the metric system.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"Wait, it's all shit?"

"Always has been"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Time is measured in eagle caws (eagle shrieks?).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The sound many attach to eagles because of Hollywood is by the way not from an eagle, but from a red-tailed hawk. Video here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can't speak for americans but in the UK it is customary to measure things in number of bananas and count things in tins of baked beans. Dont get me started on fractions.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Silly Brits. Bananas are only for scale!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Dont get me started on fractions.

13/16" is the dumbest fraction I have to use on a regular basis. I'd love to hear a good fraction rant!