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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok...but that's not the scenario in question.

I mean, fuck, imagine if he beats her and killed her dog. We can "imagine" things all day.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

imagine if hes actually a 900 year old vampire. thatd be CREEPY

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

What if he’s like, SUPER sparkly?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

But she's actually a 899-year-old anime girl that looks 20.