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[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Duct tape?! That"s a wild home remedy.

[–] blackstampede 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well, duct tape and paper towels.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Damn, what a life, we only had used packing tape and old newspapers.

[–] blackstampede 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Back in my day I had to stop blood flow with sheer willpower. Damn kids and your fancy shmancy tape.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Stop blood flow? Then what did you have for dinner?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Is there anything packing tape can’t do? People say duct tape is the more versatile tape, but I have to disagree.

[–] zalgotext 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

No one tell this guy about the glue doctors sometimes use in place of stitches (it's essentially super glue)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

It is superglue. That was what superglue was invented for. The only difference between it and what people use for making plastic model kits is quality control for cleanliness.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

CA glue. Cyanoacrylate.