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[–] [email protected] 89 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Or maybe the bachelorette party made her realize that simple pleasures were meaningless compared to her deep love for her partner, and she couldn't stand being single a moment longer, and so they ran off and eloped that very night.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

Damn, thank you. Needed some unforseen positive.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

Or she had riveting sexual intercourse with 4 people in bunny costumes and realized she's a furry!