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HOW? Also, did she get Darwin award?
Sorry, but Darwin awards are for people who improved the gene pool by removing themselves from it. I know anal is popular, but I don't think that's how you make babies.
Now, she could get an honorable mention for the attempt.
As she just injured herself and did not remove herself from the gene pool, she does not qualify.
I hate to break it to, especially as a man that appreciates a nice ass, the butt is not responsible for sexual reproduction.
What?
Darwin awards require that the person either kills themselves or removes themselves from the gene pool by maiming their sexual organs.
I see, I thought it was for people who shouldn’t breed
You're obviously not enough of an ass man, then.
Trust me, I've repeatedly tried impregnate an ass. Maybe I should try a jackass?
Headline says where she got shot in, but where shot got out?
I know this is a very challenging thing to do, butt (hehe) reading the article would grant you the following information:
No award for her :(
she's 57, I don't think she's having more kids.