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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by MaliciousKebab to c/[email protected]
 
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[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

So let me summarise this:

Only C and Lisp actually completed the initial task of getting the princess free, and Author clearly favors C over the drooling and homeless lisp hacker. Also, turns out, C greatest weakness helped to save not only the princess but everything she ever possessed! How convenient!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Naah, C stabbed himself in both of his feet while planning. The rest of it is his dying mind hallucinating saving the princess.

Lisp is the true hero, but the author has parenthophobia