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I'm going to color the whole thing red and blue to reflect who should be the rightful owner of the Middle East- Liechtenstein!
Fuck Liechtenstein, Fuck Hilti, Fuck monarchy.
You better watch what you say or Liechtenstein will send all three members of its Army after you.
The Liechtenstein-lords are probably able to finance several Wagners.
Liechtenstein also has no army since 1868, but a police of ~85 officers.
Monarchies have to be toppled by principle.
You must be fun at parties.
That person doesn't get invited to parties.
The lord of Liechtenstein is a petty misogynistic asshole though. He deserves the Guillotine.
I don't like your parties.
Wait, what are the rest of us missing? Is Liechtenstein actually a state or is that a joke? What's going on?
Liechtenstein is a real country between Switzerland and Austria haha. They have no military and were accidentally invaded by the Swiss when a bunch of their soldiers got lost one time
Not just the one time. The swiss bombed it via artillery once (blew up some deck chairs in the only ski resort), started a forest fire with anti-air missiles, set up an observation post, and had soldiers march in like 5 times.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liechtenstein%E2%80%93Switzerland_relations
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