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The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case (pixelfed.social)

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[–] gravitas_deficiency 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

deadpan serious stare

I’m not paid enough to care if you steal shit

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

My favorite, when I was working any last point of contact with customers: "It's only a crime if you get caught. At least, that's what I figured when I wonder why mgmt gets a cut of my pay.", and the deadpan is essential. 🤘🏽

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