this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 100 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Religion: God is all knowing, all seeing and wise.

Also religion: If you ask your friend to move you inside a vagina, god won't know you're fucking!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

God knows but you technically didn't break the rule

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Some real "I tied a string to my friend's house so it's technically one house and I didn't travel there on the Sabbath" energy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Where are these friends that would "move you inside a vagina god"?! 😱🔥❤️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I mean, God will forgive all sins if you pray sorry after. I think They are pretty gullible.