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[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (3 children)

This man probably hesitates to pick up a screwdriver when assembling IKEA furniture

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

It's for the best we wouldn't want him to hurt himself.

[–] ironeagl 4 points 11 months ago

Don't we all?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Phillips heads have a cross on it, and you probably shouldn't use a cross like that so they're a no-go. Jesus was nailed to the cross, so using nails is bad. You better be safe and just not drive anything into wood for that matter...