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American Psychological Association Announces “Feeling Like Dying But Not Really Suicidal” New Baseline For Normal Mental Health (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It is very real but journalism hasn't quite evolved to state facts yet. They're still at the gaslighting stage of making us think our unhappiness is the result of our own poor choices and shortcomings, and that everyone else is happy except for us.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

shuddup unless you want me to help

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you are very perceptive

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

we're about to dye!