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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (3 children)

This is how I look for the best bits in porn

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fast forward half way and see if the woman is still there?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

I fast forward half way and pray she still isn't slobbering on some knob at that point and they've gotten down to businesses already.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's got huge amounts of applicability in many lifestyles and situations that most people never realize until the moment arrives. I once played a fun game that had you guess a number between 1 and 1 Billion with them telling you higher or lower to earn your freedom. Takes a couple of minutes at most.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Your first guess should always be 500,000.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

500,000,000*

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Thanks.