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Anon gets to the bottom of World War Two (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Wait till they learn about the start of WW1

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"you're telling me the world went to war over two cousins?!"

[–] TheEEEdiot 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

*three

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

And an absurd comedy of errors repeatedly botched but ultimately successful through absurd coincidence assassination

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

“you’re telling me the world went to war over two cousins?!”

Les Cousins Dangereux.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

So the poor old ostrich died for nothing.