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I've heard it explained that "hey" used to be more of an urgent way to get someone's attention, rather than a casual "hello" like it is now, so it sounded rude to some older folks.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I remember my mom getting uptight over the word "sucks", as in "that sucks" or "it really sucked". Literally everyone was saying it, there was no way I could help it lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Core memory unlocked.

Mom used to get angry about me saying something sucks. She explained why it made her angry, and how it referenced a terrible and no-good sex act. I was about 16 at the time, and had already experienced this horrible, no good thing that nobody should do and just felt sorry for dad.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Tell her to sit on it. And rotate.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Sit and swivel was phase where I grew up. Nobody says it anymore that I know of.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You sit and spin man!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No, she does it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Vacuum. It sucks too.