this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2023
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I've heard it explained that "hey" used to be more of an urgent way to get someone's attention, rather than a casual "hello" like it is now, so it sounded rude to some older folks.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In the nineties, i had an old guy respond "'Hey' is the first stage of horse shit.". I still use it to this day.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

that's so much better. I'm 100% incorporating that into my daily phrases

[–] mindbleach 2 points 1 year ago

I disagree with the ends, but I can't fault the means. That's fantastic.