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[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago (18 children)

There's a really good question right there: While children are expensive as fuck, they do prevent loneliness and wild shopping sprees because they keep you from going online for long enough. So: Are children actually saving you money in the long run because they stop the root for buying stupid shit and keep you busy enough so that you ain't even thinking about getting said stupid shit?

[–] Shiggles 13 points 1 year ago (17 children)

Given that raising a child is, from a sourceless quick google, about $20-30k a year, they better not be. As for loneliness, a cat’s about $650 a year, and makes a similar level of intelligent conversation for the first ten years or so.

[–] Tar_alcaran 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As for loneliness, a cat’s about $650 a year,

Vet costs not included.

[–] Shiggles 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure, and the child could have an extremely expensive form of ass cancer. Unless you mean routine costs, which were covered by the article I yanked that number from without reading

https://www.aspcapetinsurance.com/resources/cat-ownership-cost/#:~:text=How%20Much%20Does%20a%20Cat,to%20around%20%2453%20a%20month.

[–] Tar_alcaran 1 points 1 year ago

Fair, for me that would be covered by healthcare insurance, while pet insurance is a massive scam.

I realize things are probably different in the US.

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