this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

beats the shit out of you, steals your wallet, and calls you racial slurs

ohh he's just flirting that's how boys flirt

you know not every time a woman interacts with a random guy is flirting

[โ€“] snugglesthefalse 4 points 1 year ago

stabs you in the throat, eats your sandwich, burns your home "oh that must mean they're into you"