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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

I mean, in a pinch you can get away with just butter and salt. Oats taste fine by themselves, it's just really boring after two bites.

EDIT: I am not a horse.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

EDIT: I am not a horse.

Too bad. I would have been very impressed if you were, considering you're posting comments on an Internet forum.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would be interesting, but is it true? I would tell you nay.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I would tell you nay.

Well played, sir. Well, played.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine the size of a keyboard you would need to accommodate a horse's hoof!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Imagine the size of a keyboard you would need to accommodate a horse’s hoof!

The ergonomics would be daunting.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

EDIT: I am not a horse.

That's exactly what a horse would say

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a child I did butter and SUGAR with my oatmeal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oats with butter, sugar, cinnamon. Loved that as a kid.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

EDIT: I am not a horse.

Okay, Ed.