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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But it doesn't even compile!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"You literally just wrote 'kill all humans' and put it in curly brackets."

[–] xmunk 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"So, did your program fail after you executed it? Or do you just think my code looks wrong?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

If you keep inquiring like this, it will send the terminator personally to have you exterminated