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[–] [email protected] 68 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This reads like a radio newscast you'd hear while driving in a GTA game.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

I'm pretty sure we've been living in a GTA satire or The Onion universe since Nov 2016.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

This feels like it steers in to Saint's Row territory.