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[–] funkless_eck 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Floating toilet heads flirt as a method of stealing your food, which only happens in Ohio as thats where a lot of cryptids are supposed to come from, and also have voluptuous posteriors, an ultra-capitalist competitive outlook, and I am so confident this is the truth I will mock your relative performance to mine as inadequate and, finally, a dog joins in as a non sequitur because humans are doing it and using synecdoche I am implying you are also just a sheep.

You can call me Baby Gronk Rizz King, Livvy Just Rizzed Him Up

I am fucking 40 years old by the way.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Go touch some grass.