Programmer Humor

31812 readers

545 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
No NSFW content.
Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.

founded 5 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

823

The eye-opener commit (discuss.tchncs.de)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

31 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But it works fine on MY computer.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"But we can't ship your computer!" and so Docker was born.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No, we cannot just put every random library on the server. Please stick to the stable ones the team picked, not random ones you just heard about and wanted to try in production.

Docker enters the chat: Now you can!

[–] xmunk 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

For some reason our executable only works if you include a jpg of a coconut... do you want to debug why or just ship it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ship it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Begins planning a coconut / computer wedding.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Shit that sounds familiar. Like the jpg was large enough to push the binary into some random memory region.