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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You can have my gooseberry jam when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I will have you know that I have survived on gooseberry jam for years!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Harvesting a goose's berries must be one of the most dangerous jobs in the world.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I did it for years as a kid. We had a bunch of gooseberry bushes. I'd pick them and eat half. The thorns are easier to avoid than you'd think because the berries are at the end of the stalk.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Geese have thorns down there? They're even scarier than I thought!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I need to read more carefully.